Mahmoud Kassem

A stupid man's report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex and more violent. It takes a touch of genius-and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction.

No matter how hard the loss, defeat might serve as well as victory to shake the soul and let the glory out.

All that is required for evil to prevail is for good men to do nothing.